Laughter

6 Top Mysteries Solved By Your Duck Historian

Published February 22, 2012

What's faster than a herd of turtles? A herd of turtles wearing lederhosen.

The words you’re about to read may seem unusually convoluted on the surface. Don’t worry, they’re written in a secret code designed to confound and amuse (or maybe that’s confuse and abuse). In any case, it took me whole fractions of a fraction of a second to compose each sentence in such a way as to be more titillating than a herd of turtles decked out in tight-fitting lederhosen. But wait, there’s more to come! Continue reading →

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JB’s Spa Treatment

Published February 19, 2012

Today’s Adventures of Javabird comic… Continue reading →

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Anna Takes Driving Lessons

Published February 12, 2012

In today’s Adventures of Javabird comic, JB gives Anna her first driving lesson. Continue reading →

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Tagged Comic, education, family, for fun, Laughter |

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Valentines: All In Desperation

Published February 6, 2012

We've got this whole Valentine racket figured out. Pay close attention.

Hey, it’s almost Valentine’s Day. Are you ready for the big day? Have you crossed all your “t’s” and dotted your “i’s” and come up with the ultimate way to spend the day with your sweetie? If not, you’d best hop to it. Valentine’s is serious business and you don’t want to mess it up.

Thankfully, there’s no longer any need to worry. You’ve come to the right place, you still have a few days, and we’ve made the job one you can laugh about. What’s our secret? We’ve taken on several old romantic traditions and adapted them to the reality of modern day living. These ideas are bound to become instant classics so you’d best check ‘em out. Continue reading →

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Tagged alternative thinking, for fun, Laughter, motivation |

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JB’s Super Bowl Ad

Published February 3, 2012

In today’s Adventures of Javabird comic, JB decides to promote his blog with a new Super Bowl Ad. Continue reading →

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JB’s Got Talent

Published January 29, 2012

In today’s Adventures of Javabird comic, Anna is amazed to learn of her father’s real talent. Continue reading →

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Of Pyramids And Life’s Top Secrets

Published January 26, 2012

Hmm...I have an idea.

More History From The
Duck’s Perspective

If you grew up back in the day, you’ve likely heard of the Food Pyramid. This graphic was brought to the attention of general public by our very own United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) in order to depict the types of food and number of servings we humans ought to be eating. And just to be clear, the Food Pyramid should not to be confused with the Great Pyramid of Giza or any of a multitude of “Pyramid” schemes. Of course, the USDA’s Food Pyramid graphic was not the original by any means. Though the Swedes may claim credit, that honor should rightly go to the much better, though now obscure Duck Graphic pictured below. Thankfully, as your one-and-only-on-the-ball-and-at-the-top-of-his-game duck historian, I’m willing to wade where others dare not paddle to set matters to rights. Continue reading →