At Javabird, we’re here to set the record straight.  That’s why we’ve been providing you with a blow by blow account of history as it really happened—at least, according to our very own famous duck historian, Bob Anderson.  And why not?  Haven’t human beings had their turn to interpret history for long enough?  Click the links below to discover a whole new slant on the history you thought you knew all about.  And whatever else you do, keep quacking!  – J.B.

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Einstein’s Relativity

-  What do Einstein and Reagan have in common?

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Evolution Revisited:  A Duck’s Perspective

- Are ducks the missing link?  Oh, yeah, baby!

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Gandhi The Interpreter

- Would Gandhi be as famous without this duck?

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George Duckington Crosses The Deleware

- A duck went first and it looked like this.  Honest!

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Julius Caesar And The Peking Duck

- That Caesar was some chef.

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Leonardo’s Vitruvian Duck

- Let’s give credit where credit is due.

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Mona Lisa?  How About Mona Gallena?

- Leonardo’s real inspiration was the side of a barn.  You doubt it?

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Of Pyramids And Life’s Top Secrets

The history of the Food Pyramid is more convoluted than you realized, plus the 5 secret ingredients for living a happier life.

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Nixon And The Gap

- Find out what was erased from Nixon’s secret Watergate tapes.

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Not My Mother Says Whistler

- See who sat to be painted.

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Rattlespointystick On Shakespeare

- You’ve never seen Hamlet like this before.

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Thanksgiving: It Wasn’t Always Turkey

- Ready for the real story of Thanksgiving?  Be prepared…it isn’t pretty.

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The Duck Who Discovered Electricity

- Franklin got more credit than deserved.  Go figure.

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The Duck Who Was Kidnapped By NASA

- Armstrong was the first man, but not the first from earth to walk on the surface of the moon.

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The Great Statue Of Liberty Rip-Off

- Discover Hitler’s obsession and see who copied whom in this startling tale of Liberty.

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The Inside Scoop On Gettysburg

- If you liked Lincoln’s speech you ought to see the original.  Shall we thank the Russians?

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The Real Elvis

- Here’s a tale of a tragic demise.

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The Tale Of The Two Vincent’s

- Here’s our art history shocker on Van Gogh.

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If you’re looking for more laughs check out our Comics page.

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